Porcini Martini

A colloquialism for STEM energy drink. A popular caffeine-free energy drink founded in Melbourne, Australia that employs the use of mushroom extracts for nootropic benefits.

"Mate, have you tried a STEM yet, they're amazing energy drinks."
"What, you mean a Porcini Martini? Of course I have."

Porcini Martini by TheFamilyViolenceLawyer January 22, 2026

The sneaky Martineau 

While having sex with a woman doggy-style, you, as quickly as possible, sneak your pinky into her asshole. At the same time, you reach forward and bat your hand over her mouth so she makes Ojibwa Indian noises. Practice makes perfect, repeat every time until you get the desired effect which is making her yelp out of suprise and pain at your finger in her ass, then the covering and uncovering of her mouth will create a sound not unlike an Ojibwe Indian way cry

Last night I was drinking mad dog 20\20 and I have that big fry bread bitch the sneaky Martineau.

The sneaky Martineau by Mr. MoFucknMartineau May 20, 2020

Hot Dog Martini 

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)

Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it

Hot Dog Martini by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021

Gabriele and Martina 

they are both Italian names.

they are nice and a little bit aggressive at times but they love this trait of each other. they are both beautiful and are probably more than friends, but they don't know where to start.

A: gabriele and martina they like each other.
B: really??

Gabriele and Martina by kjliee September 24, 2022

ghetto espresso martini

A mixed beverage with espresso ☕️ and baileys.

I'd like a ghetto espresso martini, please.

ghetto espresso martini by Stellarspace March 26, 2023

cathy and martina 

A Cathy and Martina are two of the best people to make a whole.

A cathy and Martina work together through it all. Even deciding when the dog needs and how much gravol on road trips.

Never underestimate a cathy and Martina

Big hearts and smiles

Hi Cathy and martina! Wow you two look so amazing

cathy and martina by Cathy and martina August 25, 2023