ricky martin

gayer than gay. so gay that you were worried your gayness may affect your career only to realise many years later that your career was because of your gayness.

"work has imposed new restrictions on internet access."
"what a ricky martin thing to do"

by bigalski May 20, 2010

st martins

st martins or st monners as it is known by the locals is a rural village in the northen most empty corner of salopia or shropshire as it is usally called, it overun with chavs, old grannys and gippos(its acctually known as the gippo capital of north shropshire) the native people are known as monners and speak in there own tounge using words like La and mon they buy there food from a local shop called stans which started up as a chippy most of the younger 'monners' can be found in the skate park this is the nearest dammit nursery in the village the children also go to the local school ifton heath and secondry school rhyn park which is pretty much a school whos main purpose is to teach kids how to be 'ard' and brew drugs up. most of the locals after work can be found drinkin in the grey hound which is the farmer and countrymans pub,the miners which is the workin mens club and the cross foxes which is a shithole.

'alright me st martins laaaaaaaaa'jeff
'alright jeff me monner'dave
'you goin down the miners t'night'jeff
'nah i gotta go get me ard knock son oughtta oswestry jail'dave
'fair enough are yer comin down afterr la 'jeff
'go on then i'll bring me son monner for a drink' dave
'how olds yer son again la'jeff
'six'dave

by Ca7p1e_lad June 15, 2011

Kevin Martin

See douchebag.

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

Dirty Martin

When a French couple fuck on a tractor but neither can cum because they're talking too much

A couple on their Texan ranch back forty were steaming up the windows on their new tractor but ended up having a Dirty Martin and leaving the scene upset.

by Cisaac14 September 21, 2018

Martin Blackwood

A chubby, Jewish, Eastern Asian man who has spent his hole life being neglected. His husband is Jonathan Simms his former boss, and he has an obsession for tea and cuddles. Mans is NOT soft though he will kill anybody if he needs to

Bro 1: bruh I think I’m in love with my boss
Bro 2: haha epic tma reference. Ur a Martin Blackwood.

by Ashwla July 2, 2020

jeremy martin

White man with little legs and long torso.

Man that guy is a Jeremy Martin.

by Taquito 2 June 23, 2015

Jeff Martin

The Lead Singer and Primary Producer for the band, the Tea Party

You know, Jeff Martin has a vocal style similar to Jim Morrison.

by Emperor Vicious X May 5, 2005