Major Chubby

Mahogany, ebony, teak, woody, boner, hard-on, erection, stiffy, sport wood, pop up, Woodrow.

"I popped a Major Chubby in class the other day when she bent over. She wasn't wearing any panties!

by Ivanna October 10, 2003

D Major

D Major 1/2 step to DD cup

honey if you go from D Major to DD I will buy you a new dress.

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

major label

Corporate theives who get 10% of any artist's salary for "breakage"- a term that was once defined as records that would break (cars stolen, crashed etc) but now exists only in theory as cds dont break when a driver goes over a pot hole.

Major labels suck.

by qupert November 4, 2003

Mozart in D Major

A Donkey Punch followed by a double ear slap, leaving the victim temporarily deaf

Last night, I gave Maria a Mozart in D Major while yelling 'Get Some!' I think that might have been my best symphony to date.

by ddavis86 August 16, 2010

major league

feces. crap. poop. bowel movement number 2.

Joe: Ah man i gotta take a major league!
Andy: You gotta league it?

by lizzynicz May 28, 2009

drum major

Person that conducts a Marching Band of sorts. This highly regarded individual is thought of as keeping the band together as they perform for an audience, when in reality, about 95% of the band is listening to the drumline who are in fact the true conductors of a band. If the band and the drumline are not together in the music everything thing will in short, go to hell. Hence, no one is really watching the drum major as they perform because as we all know, they lack the basic music fundamentals of tempo and time once they step up onto their pedestal.

Freshman Band Member: Hey, which Drum Major should I watch as we march?
Veteran Member: Fuck that shit. Just listen back to the drums.

by Larrence September 26, 2005

major connex

To have serious or 'major' connections. To know people who are in high places that are connected; a person such as this would be considered to have 'major connex.'

"Eddie can get us into the V.I.P no problem! he got major connex"

by SonnyBono April 16, 2007