Magic Mike Pence

An increasingly popular nickname for the newest candidate to throw his hat into the Republican Primary ring since it will definitely be a true feat of magic if he can win the nomination.

I read that Magic Mike Pence rode his rented Harley into a biker bar in Orlando, fully clad from head to toe in black leather, hoping that stripping down to his tightly-whities on the throbbing dance floor might get him enough votes to upstage Florida’s Governor DeSatanic!

Magic Mike Pence by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

Magic Negro

1. Reference to Barack Obama's ability to fix everything with fluffy words alone. Since he can imitate a good speaker with help of a teleprompter ignorant obamabots believe he can fix everything. He should be able to balance a budget, get free health care for deadbeats while not hurting the economy, zero unemployment and almost free solar/wind powered energy everywhere even though the science is not close to where he claims or affordable.

With his magic he was also going to make friends with misunderstood thug leaders in place like Iran, North Korea, Venezuela and Cuba. Turned out they were bad and they don't like him despite being a non-white guy. They laughed and mocked him just as they did those he Succeeded.

2. Abundant in recent advertising showing smart black people helping dumb whites out with things you know damn well they are capable of figuring out.

This magic negro Barack said we can have free health care. Now he just has to find a few Trillion dollars he does not have to pay for it.

Thanks to magic negros in commercials I know to save for my kids college, buy auto insurance and take Aleve for pain. White people never knew this!

Magic Negro by eldridge cleaver January 2, 2012

Magic AIDS 

Having AIDS, but with little or no affect on one's health- like Magic Johnson. This is the exact opposite of Eazy AIDS.

Didn't Conor get AIDS after he banged his way through Zambia?

Yeah, but he only has Magic AIDS now. He's going back this summer.

Magic AIDS by LBC rat January 23, 2010

Magic Putter 

This is an extremely enjoyable sexual act where one person is doing their partner (male or female) in the ass with extreme aggression and perhaps even reckless abandon. Just before the fucker climaxes they pull out and proceed to beat the fuckee to death with a putter, preferably with a Williams Limited Release 24K Gold Plated Putter purchased from one's local Dicks Sporting Goods Store.

Guy 1: Dude are you alright? You look like you had a rough night!

Guy 2: Yeah man, but just barely. I managed to survive and attempted Magic Putter. No more LSD for me....

Magic Putter by MadDogC October 16, 2012

Magic Awesome Sauce 

Someone like Julius

Julius is the bee's knee's. The Cat's Meow. He is full of Magic Awesome Sauce like the jhagphin.

Magic Awesome Sauce by THE_NICKSTER February 24, 2015

Magic conch

between a woman’s legs, her vagina.

He wants a piece of this magic conch !!

Magic conch by tko2jks September 28, 2019

magic underwear 

Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots

Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.

magic underwear by Joe Smith January 14, 2005