Drum Machine

An electronic musical instrument designed with the explicit purpose of putting the likes of Ringo Starr and Phil Collins out of work.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they have a drum machine for that now.

by Future Drum Major September 5, 2011

vending machine dance

A dance performed in front of a vending machine while waiting for your purchased treat to slowly drop;the dance is performed with your elbows bent at a 100 degree angle with your hands firm in front of your hips and your impatiantly move up in down in a kind of a bouncing motion

While waiting for her 3 musketeers bar Tiffany became impatiant and performed a vending machine dance.

by suasageelbowfest March 14, 2009

Internet Machine

any electronic device that allows you to connect to the internet. Specifically relates to a desktop or laptop computer.

'I could not google it, because my internet machine broke down'.

by Jenn&Michelle2 November 8, 2009

peen machine

A "Peen Machine" is the nickname of The Yellow, 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 500 this is owned by the one and only Karl Bob. A smol man who is known on the street as "Lil Peen".

Have you seen Karl Bob's new "Peen Machine"?

by mteverst1 June 3, 2018

Morris Machine

A delusional attempt to elevate oneself through propagation of a false persona.

Who am I, I'm the Morris Machine.
Of course it worked. Morris Machine.

by SeeMeScrollin September 22, 2018

wash machine head

When the head is so good, she must be on spin cycle.

Hunter: Yo I got head from that one chick last night.
Alex: Bro was it good?
Hunter: Yeah bro she gave me wash machine head.

by Mothersloads December 3, 2018

Filling Machine

NOT the rinsing machine. The rinsing machine rinses the bottles out, while the filling machine fills the bottles with soda. i want to re-iterate. this is NOT THE RINSING MACHINE. THIS IS THE FILLING MACHINE

why do people keep confusing the Filling Machine with the Rinsing Machine?

by 14637956857642236735 April 4, 2021