March 8 

National Cut off Relations day!

It’s March 8th time to cut off that fake ass bitch!

March 8 by Figure this out💀 October 18, 2019

March 14

Eat steak get head day

on march 14 between 12am-12am cassandra cooks dylan a hearty steak, while he is eating it she sucks on his hoss.

March 14 by jesus144556 June 10, 2012

March 22 

National happy birthday day, this is a day where you tell everyone happy birthday even if it isn’t there birthday!!

“Hey what are you doing tomorrow?”
“It’s March 22, we have to wish everyone a happy birthday!!”

March 22 by Dliw1 October 25, 2019

march 9 

March 9 is the day that the hottest guy in the world was born. It is also national oof day, which means that if you see some one you hate you say oofand then you smack them.

Guy 1: Today’s March 9 which is national oof day. Guy 2: really did you know that it is also the day the hottest guy in the world was born. Guy 3: gets slapped.

march 9 by Flipped Boi??!! October 16, 2019

march 1st 

National cry yourself to sleep day:)

It's March 1st, let's all cry ourselves to sleep depressed

march 1st by Jade :3 October 14, 2019

March 4th 

March 4th is International Shit on Someone Day. This is the day where you can shit on anyone you want (including siblings)

Person 1: Hey how are you doing?
Person 2: I need to shit
Person 1: Fuck its March 4th
Person 2: Exactly *shits on them

March 4th by YOURMUMTOES December 23, 2019

March 3rd 

The day to celebrate the dumbass’ being born. Even though they are dumb they’re absolutely fine asf.

Jamie is totally March 3rd

March 3rd by Hieeyyyy October 13, 2019