mushroom tip
mushroom tip by MM February 12, 2004
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Mushroom Facial
Right as a male is about to ejaculate, he presses the head of his penis to his partner's cheek and ejaculates all over their face, using the cheek to create pressure.
Mushroom Facial by mbtism October 5, 2010
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mushroom head
mushroom head are the crappest band i have every heard. i cant stand any of their music, my brotehr has a few of their albums, and whenever he plays them i beat the shit outta him for playing crap music, they are shame to the metal world, FUCK mushroom head, i love metal but have no respect for mushroom head. also see gay for more mushroomhead.
mushroom head by dancing idiot May 9, 2005
mushroom stamp
This is when a guy hits a girl in the forehead with the tip of his penis.
Specifically, the bottom part of a circumcised penis looks like a mushroom head, so the male would tap the bottom tip of his dick on her forehead with his mushroom and thus stamping her forehead.
Typically performed on females that you feel are sluts to make them feel like a complete slut.
Specifically, the bottom part of a circumcised penis looks like a mushroom head, so the male would tap the bottom tip of his dick on her forehead with his mushroom and thus stamping her forehead.
Typically performed on females that you feel are sluts to make them feel like a complete slut.
mushroom stamp by john_doe_123 February 3, 2010
mushroom woman
a female shutin,one that stays inside and has a pale, pasty complexion and commonly wears a faded housecoat and obviously doesn't leave the house very often or open many windows.Rarely seen or even noticed,possibly ill.
Ted got wide eyed and scared when he saw one mushroom woman come around the corner,then another,and another....
mushroom woman by whichwaynow August 31, 2007
mushroom ballas
When ones penis tip is shaped like a fungi, which makes them a very funguy. This is often uncomfortable within the pants due to the exposure of the ballas itself. Sexual intercourse has been proven to be quite a struggle for whom who carries a mushroom ballas, due to the inappropriate size and shape.
Harvey: Hey, come over here, take a look at my John Thomas.
Bill: Good god man. You have a swollen beef curtain intruder.
Harvey: You could say it's a mushroom ballas.
Bill: Potent.
Bill: Good god man. You have a swollen beef curtain intruder.
Harvey: You could say it's a mushroom ballas.
Bill: Potent.
mushroom ballas by potentguffankle January 12, 2011