munching monkey

(v. gerund) A euphemism for eating pussy.

Belinda and Stephanie got together for a 69 and ended up munching monkey all night long.

by Rob Porter December 24, 2007

da munchies

when you smoke alot of weed and you get seriously fuckin' hungry.

"Damn, dude, i got da munchies."
"HHHUUUUAAATT?"
"I GOT DA MUNCHIES!"
"OOOKKKKAAAAYYYY!!!!"
"YEEEAAAAAAH!"
"indeed..."

by dude007 May 30, 2008

Munchkin Gum

The art of receiving a blow job from an unborn baby while fucking a pregnant woman

"I really wanted nicole to get an abortion until i receiving a munchkin gum! Now I just want her to be pregnant every time we fuck".

by Ranger Meat September 15, 2009

munchkin

A lovelly little sexy lady !

pwwwwooorrrr
What a munchkin!

by Denz February 4, 2003

Drunk munchies

Somthing that my fat ass friends made up so they can eat all my food. Do not get tricked by somone who claims they have the drunk munchies, because they are not real.

Them: Dude this beer really gave me the drunk munchies.
Me: No it didnt, your just a fat ass.

by ChrisJK September 10, 2008

munching in the grass

A term used to discribe a sexual act on a woman.

fuckin hell shag your breath stinks ! have you been munching in the grass before you came out ?

by feewee January 16, 2009

munchies

The food you eat when you're stoned (you aren't always necessarily hungry). Sometimes you're just stoned and the flavour of food is highly enhanced or tastes completely different.

Differs from The Munchies as Munchies is the food you get when you have The Munchies. Thought I'd clear that up for you all.

Disambiguation: Munchies snack mix consisting of Doritos, Sun Chips, Rold Gold pretzels, and Cheetos (the original exploitation of the word). - Fucking delicious munchies.

- Chips
- Chocolate
- Ice cream
- ANYthing extremely sweet, salty, spicy, and/or crunchy

- Pretty much any food you can think of including things that you haven't thought of can be munchies.

by KD42 April 6, 2011