xiao ming bao is the answer to everything when you can’t convince but don’t know how to confuse. People just accept it, even though no one knows what xiao ming bao really is.
It’s a sexual move where you get jerked off by your partner with chop sticks, blow your load on a sushi roll and then use said chop sticks to feed it to your partner
Bro I gave my girl The Ming Dynasty last night and she said it made the fish extra salty
Hes like my pooki. He plays Valorant with me when no one else will :(. I call him bao bao cuz he's like a bao and he's also very bao. I like Bao ming hes my pooki. I love mi pookis. I'll be very upset if my pookis leave me. nooooo mi pookis :((.
Hai paullie :3
Meina: Bao ming can we play Val :3
Bao ming: Ok just ring me
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person one: does something dumb
person two: what in the yao ming are you doing
Lu Jun Ming is also know as David or Gayvid or Gavid.He Loves Annie Zhu, Cherry, Annie Fang and hot girls. Lu Jun Ming goes to asian groceries and spends money and never tells his parents. He loves Dustin cause he gives him free things.