Poo mining

What is poo mining, I hear you ask with great interest? It is another name for anal sex. The reasoning being that:
- It involves a deep, dark hole
- It involves a shaft
- There certainly isn't any gold to be found in the cavities of this mine
- If you put a canary in there it would almost certainly die from the fumes

See you later lads, I'm off poo mining.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

tragedy mining

When news outlets throw out every nugget of information they have, no matter how insignificant, during a national tragedy to garner traffic.

The news did a three page story on that spree killer’s green shirt. Straight up tragedy mining.

by R.Crab October 3, 2017

Ass mining

The act of digging deep into a persons ass with mouth or fingers. Mostly occurs between two men.

Hey DJ, heard you went ass mining this weekend. You better use some mouth wash before you kiss your mom.

by JDirty69 May 9, 2018

ROBLOX Mining Simulator

A game in Roblox where you have to mine blocks and ores, sell them, buy new tools, buy crates, buy eggs, use codes, rebirth, and get rebirth tokens! The point is to discover a secret hidden within the ground; a quest giver! He is in the Mainland, just under the ground! It gives you a safe at the lobby after you complete its one quest. You have to type in your profile ID to get the Shiny Galacticorn, a Galacticorn or a Royal Top Hat. It depends what is your rank of getting it. Anyways, some codes are Isaac, Español, Rebirth, FutureMSOwner, Trails, and more!

Polly: So, have you mined Rainbowite before, Jennifer?
Jennifer: No, what is that?
Polly: It is an ore in ROBLOX Mining Simulator! The rarest ore! Ugh!!!

by Lol Memes ;) August 3, 2020

Clout Mining

Over paying for the latest crypto mining gear and having no idea how to use it properly.

Dude’s clout mining with that flashy mining rig that will never pay for itself.

by BigSlim1976 June 9, 2021

Sympathy Mining

Someone who deliberately entices others into showing sympathy by utilising social media with non-descriptive &/or ambiguous statements designed to invite further questioning and therefore garnering sympathy with their purported issue.

She/He/They are always sympathy mining on Instagram. Eg: poster: “Well that’s that then…” friends of poster “What’s up? Are you okay?”

by LAS9 December 14, 2021

2 Minoni

2 Minoni is the short name for 2 Minute Challenge. The goal is to beat Minecraft, but you get teleported back to the start every 2 Minutes. People playing 35 Seconi Challenge, which is the harder version.

Person A: "I want to play 2 Minoni"

Person B: "NOO!! Let's play hide and seek"

by STAND_by_MODUS April 23, 2023