When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.
by Jummy12 July 30, 2021
Get the Microwaveable Regretmug. is someone says this to u they basically mean your food is awful and u should basiclaly just kill urslef because ur useless and cant cook
by Ilovetoweljob March 13, 2024
Get the microwave betermug. when u go MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
by tristar pint June 21, 2019
Get the microwave modemug. This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
by von groovy August 4, 2024
Get the emotional microwave popcorn friendmug. A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds
by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018
Get the 30 second microwave jobmug. I like to talk about sex with you and sextexting (but I've absolutely no interest to have real sex with you). This is how I express my microwave-behavior.
by Gon69 January 19, 2020
Get the Microwave-behaviormug. Person one: 'holy shit did you hear that guy was microwaving rice'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'
Person two: 'damn, he has days left to live before the musket fire starts'
by Spidtar February 2, 2023
Get the microwaving ricemug.