Micah

A person who CONSENSUALLY bones cats.

Micah studied forensic science in college

by RealHobbitLover November 23, 2021

Micah

Micah is usually a dark skin person who is most of the times very fat, he is very annoying likes to sleep too much and he's probably the laziest person you will ever meet.

Look at Micah he's sleeping again

by anonymous June 5, 2023

micah

A micah (US English) is someone who is a hateful individual pretending to care, but will stab you in the back and sell you for a dollar. Will often not take insults well and try to retaliate if their ego is hurt.

He ratted on his sister for stealing the last piece of candy. He's such a micah.

by McDaddy Vampire June 17, 2024

Micah

A beautiful, curly, greenish-breyish eye girl. She lights the rooms every time she walks in. She's really funny and makes HILARIOUS jokes. Shes really good at cheer and dance. Although it's no9t always sunshine. She's the type of girl to get really mad at someone if they're messibg with her friends. She backs them up no matter what.

Person: Why is Micah never alone?
Micah: Have to go to cheer!

by emmafromflorida August 15, 2024

Micah Wooten-Gamel

The most huge cock on the block, also likes giving it to ALEX, has five sets of anal beads

I'm not lying about micah wooten-gamels anal beads

by Ima flick yuh bean May 6, 2025

Micah

The term "micah" is derived from the ancient Mayan culture meaning "bad-ass". The name was given to all the elders and highly respected people of the community who are far superior than anyone else. It was custom in the Mayan villages for all the hottest females to line in in rows of 4 to give pleasure to this supreme being named micah. The reason it was 4 people is because People named micah are usually well-endowed and know how to used their gift. Micah's were also very wealthy and enjoyed a nice glass of scotch from time to time.

omg Micah IS A BADASS

by MICAH SLEPT WIT UR MOM April 2, 2024

Micah

A literal rock goblin who is known for pooting and peeding all over their own bed well into their 20's. He hasn't taken his meds in at least a month and the family is worried for him. Also known to have axe murdered 15 Dutch co-eds from 2005 to 2009.

Person #1: Hey, isn't that the embarrassing goblin like creature who won't stop soiling his own bed?
Person #2: Oh you mean a Micah? Yeah he also is wanted in connection to the Dutch Lumberjack slayings.

by RockGoblin November 26, 2021