Megan

told you you cant sit with her

Megan: you can't sit with us
Actally megan, i can't sit anywhere i have ~hemorrhoids~

by wertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm October 9, 2020

Megan

Megan. Not Meghan or Meagan.

She hates when people spell her name wrong.

Megan is an insufferable little geebag with an inflated ego all because she gets her arse licked on Twitter from time to time.

Will be nice to you if you sub to her OnlyFans but don’t dare DM her just because she followed you back or she’ll eat the head off you unnecessarily.

Man I hope Megan shuts down her Twitter account again, I haven’t known peace since she came back.

by Racketeer91 January 30, 2020

Megan

Also pronounced "Thott" "Faggot" and "Stinky". It is also spelt "Megam" by autocorrect on my phone. Megan is the biggest hoe you will ever meet and is kinda gay. And I dont mean kinda like just a little but I mean like allot. Megan is so gay that she strokes girls backs during class. However megan has nice feet that dont smell at all. I would rate them 10/10 on a foot scale. Megan also changes her hair colour all the time. Like it's blue one day and pink the next like make up your fucking mind already.

Guy: "is that megan?"
Guy 2: "no megan has weird hair"
Guy: "okay"

by MeganThotHead September 19, 2018

Megan

Megans are usuallly bean heads and are stubborn and rude. Don’t be friends with them because they are mutant smelly bean faces!

Yo, that Megan is a right bean face

by cheeeesay May 10, 2018

Megan

Megan. She has a big batty and lots of sag. Megan is gay. She is very annoying but you learn to love it. She is a godly human but never as godly as the Millies out there. She likes toilet time and normally doesn’t like Millie’s boyfriends xoxo

Random kid 1 : Megan is is cool

Random kid 2 : Sure ! But Millie is so much cooler

Random kid 1 : well duh she is

by Millie Is Godly April 25, 2020

Megan

She cares a lot about her friends and family but she can get their feelings hurt.She is very sweet and popular to her friends and family. She'd love to go out for a few drinks. If there is a party going on and she didn't ever come, there wouldn't even be party. She's the center of laughter and she usually gets her way weather it's buying clothes or just playing by her rules. She is the most loyal girl Ive ever met. She is gorgeous. If she doesn't have a boyfriend then I'd be suprised by how pretty she is. She has kikin curves and a fine ass. Great body.

Guy: Where was Megan at that party last night?
other guy:Dude I don't know but that was no party, If it was a party she would've been there.
Guy: True dat.

by colletti November 25, 2011

Megan

Slut that sleeps with her close friends' boyfriends & tries to shack up with their husbands. Has rat like teeth that can easily tear into anything. Eats and thinks about food 24/7. Jealous bitch that needs to hop back on the moral train. In reality she looks like something that escaped from a horror movie. Horrible friend that will do anything to try to stab you in the back to make herself feel better at the end of the day. Dishonest, self centered, sac of crap. A woman who doesn't love herself & feels the need to get in bed with her neighbor’s man to build up her own self-esteem.She's selfish, shallow, immature, and lacks the capacity to be a true friend.

Don't be a MEGAN!

by lol@yourlife January 21, 2015