Mactress

A girl that ACTS like she is good in bed, only to find out she just lays there like a MATTRESS!

I was out with my new girlfriend last night, and she kept bragging about how good she was in bed and what she was going to do to me. I found out later that she was a mactress!

by Fudwumper April 24, 2011

heir matress

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

"Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir matress!"

by Bill gronos January 5, 2006

matress

a dildo

i don't know why women and gays love matresses so much they aren't like real ones.

by InsaneClownJuggalo June 17, 2010

Double Breasted Matress Thrasher

A covert naming convention designed to point out large breasted wome in public in the guise of bird watching.

"Looky here Cledus, me thinks I have just sited the fabled Double Breasted Matress Thrasher"!

by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005

mactress

The female version of the phrase "Mac-daddy"

'Dude she was pickin' up on all the guys, being the mactress that she is'

by Emily and Melinda (two white girls who be down) March 21, 2003

Mattresses In The Streets District

An unsafe urban area.

Nate got sat on in the Mattresses in the Streets District, and now he needs a tetanus shot.

by Lip Cheese October 18, 2012

Burst Matress

A very overgrown hairy pussy!

God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!

God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!

by Ems August 5, 2003