Matthew

Matthew is usually a narcissist. A man with a toxic masculinity. A Matthew who goes by matt for short is a red flag and you should watch out. They are very manipulative and guilt trip people to get there way. These men can be very dangerous and heartbreakers. Matthew's are very goal oriented and when they say they are going to do something they will. They're not stupid which is why they are such good manipulators.
"I dated this dude once and next thing ya know we have 2 kids and he steals them from me! He broke my heart my lifes a mess because of him. I ache for my kids everyday "
"Wow... I bet his name was Matthew, huh?"
"YES how'd you know?!"
"Most Matthew's are heartbreakers"
by Factsheet November 21, 2021
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The most annoying person you will ever know. He is always in your space but nobody can tell him they hate him. He attempts to be funny but isn't at all. He has no friends and no girlfriends. Do your part and stay away from Matthew.
Guy one : "Do you know matthew"
Guy two : " sadly"
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Matthew is a low down dirty ass hoe. He will stick his dick in anything that moves. Often he lets people stick it in his as because he is such a damn hoe! He may say he wants the pussy but he really just wants dick all day. If you put two Matthew’s together they’ll just jerk off all day and talk about how much they love being a Matthew.
You wanted to date that man. No. He’s a Matthew.
by The Truth About Matthew November 23, 2021
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Matthew gets all the bitches , sometimes he overthinks some stuff but the bitches always make his day better.Oh yeah and we can’t forget his a sex god!!
girl 1:i had the best sex ever last night

girl 2:yeah it was probably with a matthew
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An annoying prick sometimes but can be a good friend. This guy will be wearing glasses and likes every girl out there. When you’re in trouble he’ll be there for you. He can get targeted by people but he makes his way through.
Matthew is annoying but a good friend
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That fat guy over there is a classic Matthew!
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A White Nigga.. Any Guy Is Blacker Than Him...Wears Fucking Clear Ass Nigga Glasses Because He Is White As Fuck...Eats Fucking Frosted Flakes Because Of How White He Is. Nigga is Whiter than Michael Jackson.
Ted: Where Is Matthew
Me: Probably Jacking Of Because He Is Paler As Fuck.. He Fucking Paler Than The Color White Like Goddamn He Is White
Ted: U Right U Right
by BiggleMcPiggleWrigles November 11, 2019
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