matter of virgincy

A situation dat needs to be dealt with A.S.A.P. to prevent a gal from losing her maidenhead.
If a mid-teen couple is starting to really "get it on hot 'n' heavy", performing a blowjob or handjob might be da only viable option to harmlessly "relieve da pressure", especially when it's such a matter of virgincy.
by QuacksO February 27, 2022
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matter

the last name of a amazing person. this person is very heart warming and likes to cuddle. they are super swaggy
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matter

Matter is what the universe is built of. Matter comes in three forms: Solid, Liquid and Gas.
Also see: antimatter
The opposite of matter is antimatter.
Our universe is built of matter
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Matter

Anything that has weight and takes up space.
Person 1: ay bro did u know we matter

Person 2: man stfu no one cares about your nerdy shit

Person 1: .....
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whats the matter
what matters in live
I matter more than your dog
black lives matter
whats the matter
im deppresed
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Matter

If it did you would undoubtedly lie about whether or not it did.
Hym "No. No. It is that you prick. It is. And I know the mechanics of it you shit. It doesn't matter in the mechanics. It matters in the selection. I never said it mattered mechanically but what you're trying to say is that it doesn't matter in either and we know that that's false. Or at the very least that 'OtHeR tHiNgS mAtTeR tOo.' You're just trying to stop me from undermining that cripple's 'accomplishment.' Oh and is that the solution? Work out? Validate you? That's it? What would be the point? Earn the privilege of sharing women with a fucking retard? What an absolute waste. All that to live out a farce and appease you."
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splatter matter

When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.
Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.
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