Masterbatriotism is the act of frivolously being outwardly, annoyingly, maliciously, and ignorantly patriotic… having never served the country.
Jim is down at the bar taunting a table of anti-war idiots and he’s laying on the masterbatriotism pretty thick.
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Mr. Sanchez, do you masyturbate excessively, because your numbness is due to a condition called masturbatoric hypoesthesia .
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Characterized by an unpleasant or disagreeable quality; creating a sense of general discontent or dissatisfaction.
The group of people wearing yellow suits were masturbatory, their presence making the entire event feel off-putting and uncomfortable.
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