Big Maria

A shit so enormous it fills an entire toilet bowl.
My tummy is rumbling, I think I might have to take a Big Maria.
by DV78 February 08, 2009
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Ave Maria

Ave Maria (Latin) is a traditional Catholic prayer asking for the intercession of the Virgin Mary, the mother of Jesus. The prayer is also used by the Eastern Orthodox and Oriental Orthodox as well as by many other groups within the Catholic tradition of Christianity including Independent Catholics, and Old Catholics. Some Protestant denominations, such as Lutherans, also make use of the prayer.
Ave Maria, grátia pléna, Dóminus técum. Benedícta tu in muliéribus, et benedíctus frúctus véntris túi, Iésus.
ncta María, Máter Déi, óra pro nóbis peccatóribus, nunc et in hórartis nóstrae. Ámen.
by Rissiepooh Da 80z baby September 26, 2009
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Maria Nicole

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, she's sexy hot gorgeous, she is creative, funny, passionate, if ur ever lucky enough to date a Maria Nicole hold on to her, no other women will ever compare, she's loyal honest caring, AMAZING IN BED!! Like OMG you will never find another women as good as her.
Did you see that hot girl?

Yeah she's a Maria Nicole
by Love her June 12, 2014
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Maria Eduarda

She's beautiful! Talented and smart. If ya dump her, it's because ur dumb.
Maria Eduarda is amazing, I wish I was her...
by not maria eduarda October 01, 2019
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Not me, was Maria.

Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.

Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”
Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.
by Clarabella May 06, 2020
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Maria Brink

Maria Brink has a dog named Twinkle.
by Alina Lamarre April 23, 2017
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