Osama Bin Laden

The act of jizzing on ones face and shaving your pubes (specifically ass hair) and applying it around the face and down the chest to resemble Osama's beard. (Think Abe Lincoln but more hair) In China it is referred to as Osama Bin Raden.

After my girlfriend cheated on me I decided to give her an Osama Bin Laden. And then I told her she looked better with a beard.

by Red light demon October 17, 2009

vein laden meat pipe

A large completley erect penis with veins protruding from the sides of the swollen penial shaft.

She licked and gently stroked his cock for so long, it had become completely engourged, a "Vein Laden Meat Pipe" ready to penetrate into her soft, wet, gasping pussy.

by chauncey August 5, 2003

Osama Bin Laden

A fuckin asshole, good for nothing, poor excuse for a living being, who looks like a fuckin goat and fucks little kids; George W. Bush caught him masturbating in a cave last night.

goat

George Bush: Hey, buddy, wacha doin?
Osama Bin Laden: Masturbating
George Bush: Do you want me to hold that rifle?
Osama Bin Laden: Sure, thanks, buddy!

by Ihategoats June 11, 2006

Ft. Lauderdale

Central City in Broward County Florida. Pretty Big Downtown Area along Las Olas BLVD , Broward BLVD. South Ft. Lauderdale=Trailerswhere i spend 3 days a weekand Public Housing. Bordering Cities are Hollywood , Davie, Plantaion,and Pompano.

Fort Liquordale
Fort Loddydoddy
FTL

by Trig December 19, 2004

loaded baked potato

the act of performing veracious anal thrustage while the anal cavity has reached maximum fecal capacity. After fertilizing the know tender "potato" with your seed, place a dinner saucer beneath the anus. Watch the steaming spud plop onto the saucer with with copious amounts of your freshly churned genetic sour cream.

See also 'gravy boat'

Anytime Johny wants a loaded baked potato, I bend over and tell him "Fill 'er up!"

by Dock and Load! September 13, 2009

loaded fist

A wonderfully liberating experience where after rogering a dirty skank senseless, an especially enterprising young scallywag jacks off into his hand then punches his conquest in the face. Shouts of "Wilko" would be humourous but totally inappropriate in these circumstances.
An excellent retaliation if a filthy whorebag has top decked your place of residence.

Lex: What happened to your hand, man?
Chris: Gave Michelle a loaded fist last night.
Lex: Why? That seems kinds harsh.
Chris: That miserable whore top decked my place during last Saturday nights party.
Lex: In ya face, bitch!
Chris: Indeed!

by eldog_brisbane April 16, 2008

Osama Bin Laden

The World Hide-and-Seek Champion, given the title after eluding the U.S. Armed Forces for 9 years and 5 months, but ultimately received a bullet in the face by a U.S. Navy Seal on May 1, 2011.

If Osama Bin Laden would have played more Call of Duty, he would know camping can only last for so long...

by ColdCaliber June 12, 2011