Facebook Loiterer

Person who stays on or checks Facebook all day via computer or handheld device and likes and comments everything he sees on his News Feed.

Dude 1: Dude, if you go down my news feed and look at everyones status, John has liked and commented almost like 80% of everything on it.

Dude 2: Well yeah, ever since he got that new Itouch, he's turned into a Facebook Loiterer.

by gackslayer January 19, 2011

Fort Knox Gold looted

American peoples' gold stored in Fort Knox has been looted by international fat cat bankers long time ago.

None of US Congressmen have been allowed to check-in on the "stored gold" in Fort Knox in decades.

Federal Reserve, the evil NWO’s private bank, however, holds world largest quantity of gold under the Federal Reserve building in New York.

American Fort Knox Gold looted by the international fat cat bankers even before Nixon time.

Then the evil bankers ordered Nixon to detach paper Dollar to Gold. So that the evil private bank Federal Reserve can hoard and release paper money, play with the American economy. Now, they want to collapse us.

by NomoregoldnomoreAmerica October 22, 2011

Somebody's gotta win the lottery.

The act of WINNING at life.

How the hell did he get a girl so hot? Well, somebody's gotta win the lottery.

by Ajkert May 8, 2014

louce

(n) lazy ass; dumbass

My dog is such a louce. All she does is sleep and meow.

by princess of sheepa June 11, 2006

Newfie Lottery

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

by wopalicious July 13, 2009

Lofterbating

The act of jerking off while in IM's with someone in a chatroom.

I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.

by Cyber Kong October 10, 2005

GBL(Gay Bar Loiterer)

An ass hole that hangs around gay bars

That arsehole Chuck Jr the CFO.CPA is a GBL(Gay Bar Loiterer) and LOVES little boys.

by Drabbs April 2, 2008