The New England Patriots are sore losers. They cry and are very unprofessional on congratulating other teams that defeat them.
by Not So Perfect February 4, 2008
Get the Sore Losersmug. by 5'1" Racer August 1, 2003
Get the loser cruisermug. People who try to submit ridiculous words/phrases to Urban Dictionary. Most often women with low self-esteem, or people who think they're fly or chill, when in fact they're probably 16 year old kids who scream when they hear a gunshot, who think the world owes them something, by posting a definition of themselves to the effect of "My name is X! I'm the best!" If you're ugly or lame, just face it.
by Cnipur March 27, 2005
Get the UD losermug. A step parent, usually stepfather, who is a complete and utter moron, loser, asshole, or all of the above.
Coined by fans of the House of Night book series by PC and Kirstin Cast.
Coined by fans of the House of Night book series by PC and Kirstin Cast.
by Aeterna Axel January 31, 2009
Get the Step-losermug. A double loser, once coupled with numerous quotes from the infamous Shifter, can break down even the strongest of men and drive them to their own death. A common misconception is that once these words are uttered, the receiver of this insult is instantly killed. This is not far from the truth, but only Shifter can deliver that instantaneous death that many fear.
Non-Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: Hurtful, yet ineffective.
Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: *Heart Explodes*
Person: Hurtful, yet ineffective.
Shiter: You're a double loser!
Person: *Heart Explodes*
by Gordon Freeman February 8, 2005
Get the Double Losermug. The art of walking around the bar solo(or with a friend) after the ugly lights have come on due to the bar closing. Generally the aim is to find any female willing to go home and participate in sexual intercourse. Usually the participant has been shut down repaetedly thoughout the night and is very intoxicated.
Jason, ive seen you getting shut down all night, lets lower our standards and do loser laps untill we find some scraps.
by DirtDiddlerOnTheRoof August 3, 2011
Get the loser lapsmug. TV exclusive to daytime. Broadcasters figure people watching are unemployed, uneducated and poor. Judge Judy, Peoples Court, Divorce Court and clones pander to those who feel they can get their 15 minutes of fame and fortune by airing their dirty laundry in a fake courtroom ruled by a celebrity judge. Other examples are low end talk shows which degenerate into shouting and shoving matches. Jerry Springer comes to mind. At least there's plenty of high comedy. A spin off show is the Steve Wilkos program. That bald guy whokept order on Jerry Springer now has his show. People come to see the Chicago cop as their wizard as they seek solutions to their problems. Springer and Wilkos are actually the high end of these shows. The bottom of the bunch is Maury Povich's show. A forum for the new morality where a girl gets knocked up but isn't sure who's the baby daddy. And Loser TV advertising goes right down the toilet hawking: Sleazy law firms promising get rich quick, storefront ghetto medical/dental clinics, rent to own appliance stores, cheap internet/cell phones and vocational schools. Additional advertising are:
fast food commercials especially for such gourmet eateries as MC Donalds and Checkers. These ads usually feature plenty of loud rap/hip hop music.
fast food commercials especially for such gourmet eateries as MC Donalds and Checkers. These ads usually feature plenty of loud rap/hip hop music.
"Yo Osphena, turn into Maury and watch that ho Destiny find out who be her little boy's baby daddy, that's must see loser TV." Erica's knocked up again with her third kid and she's just 16 and has nothing better to do than watch Judge Judy on Loser TV.
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by dropthekidsatthepool August 24, 2014
Get the Loser TVmug.