spider lobster

a scorpion

"I saw a spider lobster outside"

by rayzaroni September 03, 2022

lint lobster

Slang for a southern person in Upstate New York.

"Why're you up north when it's cold outside you lint lobster?"

by Zobbidobbi December 29, 2017

mf lobster

Epic troll status, with occasional bipolar moments set off with ETOH consumption. Has a faithful group of online comrades, but for some reason keeps associations with an STD called Brightdays (the panty sniffing disease)

Hey Roo? You see what mf lobster posted?

by moonbay21 July 25, 2020

Lobster Bass

When a stringed instrument (mainly a bass guitar) has excess string sticking out of the tuning peg.

Damn man those strings need to be cut." "Yeah, I know, my bass is such a lobster bass.

by Tommy lobster December 31, 2010

Lobster rolling

Calling someone out on Social Media will require them to commit to the task.

I am lobster rolling you to get Donuts this weekend.

by UrbanWriterMaster December 04, 2020

Lobster bisque

Stinky vag

Man, did you smell that girl's lobster bisque.

by The block jenny came from February 15, 2022

lobster bath

When you take a bath so hot, your skin turns red and you come out looking like a cooked lobster

"I'm going to take the hottest lobster bath after work tonight"

by Vicatha80 November 26, 2016