crib lizard

a miniature human, usually between the age of 1 day to 18 months, not yet sleeping in a "big bed" and requiring an inordinate amount of time, energy, money and patience. baby, infant, toddler, child.

"yeah, it sucks. none of my friends go out anymore since they cranked out a bunch of crib lizards."

"...party at jim and sally's, 7PM, crib lizards optional..."

crib lizard by Lynn January 22, 2005

lot lizard 

A truck stop prostitute.
Sometimes a drug addict, but not always.
A woman who prefers the safety of a truck stop to ply her trade rather than public streets.
What white trailer trash girls aspire to be when they grow up.

My momma says when I turn 15 I can be a lot lizard just like her. Then maybe if I'm lucky I can go ride with a trucker and be a whore at all the big truck stops!

lot lizard by jsd9632 February 14, 2012

sexy lizard

its a lizard thats sexy

lizard 1: Im sexy
lizard 2: yeah like totally
lizard 3: U r some super sexy lizard girrrrrrl

sexy lizard by the sexy lizard September 12, 2012

Flat Out Like A Lizard Drinking 

Adj. Simile. To be extremely busy to the point of running "flat out," a play on words involving the image of a lizard that physically stretches itself thin to literally drink water from a pond etc.

Slacking off? Are you kidding, mate? I'm flat out like a lizard drinking.

Flat Out Like A Lizard Drinking by TheBadSanta November 2, 2008

rape my lizard 

An exclamation of surprise (from Niven/Pournelle novel "The Gripping Hand")

Well, rape my lizard! If it isn't my old friend Rosa!

rape my lizard by Teratogen December 11, 2011

Flat out like a lizard drinkin 

In a hurry, rushing.

"I had to get to the hospital, I was going flat out like a lizard drinkin'"

Flat out like a lizard drinkin by Lizard Drinkin May 21, 2005

lot lizard 

a prostitute that loiters in truck-stop parking lots having sex with truckers for money and dope,she moves from one trucker to the next like a lizard moves from rock to rock

dude look at that lot lizard talkin to that trucker,ha she just got in!

lot lizard by petrabbit March 15, 2009