Fast forward 9 years...
students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.
students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.
Mother (to relatives): "yeah, my son's a collegiate athlete at Lebanon Valley College!"
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."
by Hkvsjdvsja May 4, 2018
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1.masturbate
2. Spunk on flat smooth surface
3. Get hair drying and dry your sperm
4. Keep in a cold dry location
5. Have fuck with woman
6. When about to ejaculate get dry sperm
7. Salt bæ your woman in the eyes with sperm
8. RUN
1.masturbate
2. Spunk on flat smooth surface
3. Get hair drying and dry your sperm
4. Keep in a cold dry location
5. Have fuck with woman
6. When about to ejaculate get dry sperm
7. Salt bæ your woman in the eyes with sperm
8. RUN
by Connor Stephan eh November 1, 2018
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Staring into the stern, reprimanding face of Sister Mary-Grace, she wondered if her libado was visible, thinking, as she was, such forbidden thoughts.
by Monkey's Dad March 5, 2020
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They think they are the absolute best but first of all, their band has never achieved anything and never will. Their football team used to be good, but now... oof. They think that Jean shorts and flannel cut offs are a style but that is just them I guess. Their town is known for their crack AND crack addicts.
They think they are the absolute best but first of all, their band has never achieved anything and never will. Their football team used to be good, but now... oof. They think that Jean shorts and flannel cut offs are a style but that is just them I guess. Their town is known for their crack AND crack addicts.
Person 1: Remember the chick that went to Lebanon High School that had sex with her dog?
Person 2: Most of the people there can only get that, so I'm not surprised to the slightest.
Person 2: Most of the people there can only get that, so I'm not surprised to the slightest.
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Trust!!!!
Trust!!!!
by A hot babe. November 21, 2021
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The greatest country you'll never step foot in.
The right country, at the wrong place at the wrong time, always.
Plagued with old as well as new religious conflicts it has never asked to be a part of, egotistical, shitheaded neighbours involved in endless dick contests, useless leaders leading an equally useless corrupt government, and a population whose superficial minority overshadows the most kindhearted and generous people you can ever meet, this country was never given a chance to shine the way only the lebanese know it can shine.
Lebanon managed to glow despite previous destruction. It will glow again despite this one. May it one day find the peace it deserves.
The greatest country you'll never step foot in.
The right country, at the wrong place at the wrong time, always.
Plagued with old as well as new religious conflicts it has never asked to be a part of, egotistical, shitheaded neighbours involved in endless dick contests, useless leaders leading an equally useless corrupt government, and a population whose superficial minority overshadows the most kindhearted and generous people you can ever meet, this country was never given a chance to shine the way only the lebanese know it can shine.
Lebanon managed to glow despite previous destruction. It will glow again despite this one. May it one day find the peace it deserves.
Lebanon is the prime example of a playground intended for its children, but turned into one for overzealous criminals.
by G.A.A. July 24, 2006
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So exciting, great food,
The people are very nice there!
EXCEPT the driving i will never drive there it is too scary, but seems fun to always honk!
Too bad there is a war now! Stupid Israels!!!!
So exciting, great food,
The people are very nice there!
EXCEPT the driving i will never drive there it is too scary, but seems fun to always honk!
Too bad there is a war now! Stupid Israels!!!!
by Celinee July 23, 2006
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