Liana

A sensual yet oddly funny virus that is contracted once someone encounters such a beautiful woman sight in a club. Usually found running or stalking the fridge for chocolate. Once contracted it cannot be gotten rid of, only cured by the desires of a Liana.

dude 1: "Dude I'm sick!"

dude 2: "What did the doctor day?"

dude 1 :"I've got...Liana.."

dude 2 :*gasp*

by sunshinebabe76 January 5, 2010

Lantern of Socrates

When one has so many orgasms in a short period of time, that your balls and taint can no longer co-exist with each other and are forced to combine into a super structure, called the Lantern of Socrates

" dude i plowed that chick so much last night"
" be careful man, i knew this guy, yea, hes got a Lantern of Socrates now"
" whoa"

by MTDEW6678 July 19, 2007

On Lanta

A phrase that means whatever you want it to mean.

Jared:I'm finna bust!!!
Mark:Did you just cum in me!!!
Brandon:On lanta?
Mark:Ye

by Michael Capili November 20, 2020

Lant

Old name for urine or wee.
Also slang for a tight arse.

He wont lend money cos he is a Lant

by Phil Jones December 17, 2003

lantigo

An individual that one cannot resist talking to.

Did you hear so-and-so has a lantigo?!

by b ez May 13, 2007

lbantol

originated from the words LOL and BANTER to describe a particularly funny event which is also full to the brim with bant.

Person 1: {funny story full of banter}
Person 2: hahahahaha LBANTOL!!!!

by diamondgirl07 December 4, 2010

Liana

Liana got amazing curly hair so long that it can be used as a blanket. She has music taste so good she can get the aux in a car with the bois. She might seem intimidating at first but that’s just her overwhelming self-confidence; she’s actually incredibly sweet when she opens up to you. She is so sweet that she isn’t the type that wants her dinner paid for. Rather, she will try to pay for you. She is very smooth and always compliments back so you gotta act the same. She is also very freaky but it is mostly for fun, until she actually does throw you down because she’s super athletic. Dudes always want her for one thing— that HOURGLASS of a body, I mean you can literally see it from the front— but this fact was put at the end to show that there are many other amazing things about Liana that are impossible to miss.

Yo did you hear Nour pulled Liana?

No way! She rejects so many guys he must be lucky.

No he’s just different.

by NA ;) December 26, 2020