Skip to main content

sexy lamp

A theory for movies based on the fact that if a female character could just be replaced with a sexy lamp, the story would just be the exact same.
This chick does literally nothing, she would absolutely fail the sexy lamp test.
by Women are women amirite? April 7, 2024
mugGet the sexy lampmug.

lamp

by najna November 20, 2020
mugGet the lampmug.

lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".
That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?
by Another September 14, 2008
mugGet the lava-lamp-switchmug.

Lava Lamp

An object often found on one's bedside table which may resultantly be found in the splash zone of sexual activities.
Bloody hell, you've jizzed all over my lava lamp
by Splashzone101 October 9, 2018
mugGet the Lava Lampmug.

Brazilian Lamp Shade

When engaging in sexual intercourse, this is when a men shoves a live lightbulb up the girls asshole and turns it on.
Brazilian Lamp Shaded her last night nigga!
(hospitalized)
by bollock-tugger November 27, 2021
mugGet the Brazilian Lamp Shademug.

lamp sprunko

someone from the sprunkoments
lamp sprunkoments is cool!
by twothealgebraien June 9, 2025
mugGet the lamp sprunkomug.

Share this definition