Thinking London is the mindset that people from the capital have. Nothing is better than London, nothing is bigger than London. Other British cities are silly, they all have funny accents and they don't pay £9.80 for a large glass of wine. London is best.
"Shall we go to Manchester for a weekend?"
"But they're all poor up North."
"Yeah and they smell like chips."
"They probably haven't even got an Oceana. Think London."
"But they're all poor up North."
"Yeah and they smell like chips."
"They probably haven't even got an Oceana. Think London."
by ThinkBanter July 10, 2013
Seasoned London Boater
A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable
There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
A seasoned boater is defined by the percentage of alcohol and drugs in their bloodstream in relation with actual blood. That's different to a pickled boater which uses just alcohol as the defining variable
There's a third type recognised by their use of marine terms and language as well as references to landluvies, making them appear to the uninitiated that they are cruising through Cape horn every winter when in fact they never left the non-tidal inner London canals and the biggest wave they experienced was that created by a goose dunking in the water from the towpath. They are defined as being full of shit but there is no prerequisite for specific blood content by volume
“Hey, wanna go try and interview a London Boater again? I hear they bring clicks”
“Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
“Na man, we try that every year and every time we try we just get ridiculed”
by Stoneageman June 13, 2022
blond chink, part of the most hated group at katy highschool. feen.... got logged out of her netflix account.... alcoholic much....druggie much.....
by the other chink in the example November 08, 2021
A song dat refers to da delectable object you'd be after when looking for a "piece of a**" in England's capital city.
They sat dat U.K. chicks have da best-looking behinds in da world, so perhaps da act of seeking out a little "London derriere" would indeed be a rewardingly-worthwhile endeavor.
by QuacksO March 18, 2023
London Legs is similar to the term "Sea-Legs" in a way that you are able to stand on London's public transport without stumbling constantly.
by rachduckzilla January 23, 2014
Requiring two people but works best with three. There is a Furnace, a Chimney, and a Sweeper. The sweeper prepares the Chimney by rolling them on their back feet first so their ass points up in the air and gently inserts anal beads into the Chimney's open anus. The Furnace prepares the smoke by ripping a massive bong load and then blows the load into the Chimney's open asshole, Loading the chimney. The Furnace then vigorously rips the anal beads out, forcing the bong load into the Sweeper's mouth.
Dan: I can't believe how long the smoke trail was last night.
Steve: Yeah, the London Chimney gets you high, bud.
Steve: Yeah, the London Chimney gets you high, bud.
by Butt2Face January 08, 2023
by Ben waah May 22, 2018