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Loasting

To verbally bash a person you hate, to their face. Comes from merging the words "Loathe" and "Roasting" together. Whilst anyone can "roast" a celebrity or even a friend behind their backs, only someone who truly hates you can give you a loasting and still somehow come out looking like the good guy. A loasting does not merely take you down a peg or two. It is as if someone has taken away your shield and pissed in your face. In public. And everyone will believe, due to the righteous anger with which the loasting is delivered, that you deserve it.

We have all fantasised about giving a good loasting to the person we despise the most. Only a few, edge dwelling individuals have done so, and these loasters must be treated with respect for that which they have served.
Lesha vowed never ever to go to Tesco in the village ever again, for fear of the loasting she would inevitably receive, should she cross paths with Dee.
by MagickDio October 27, 2011
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lost.etc

A well-known vaporware/aesthetic editor among the internet. Making videos consisting the combination of cartoons and lo-fi hiphop.
Hey have you seen a lost.etc edit?
by KidKnowItAll August 24, 2017
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Lost

An incredibly awesome TV show that gets incredibly confusing. Thousands of people watch it every week because the show is just that awesome, and a lot of people have it recorded. It follows a group of people who survive plane crash Oceanic 815. They crash land on a tropical island with an astounding similarity to Hawaii. A few of the characters who have not drowned, not been destroyed by a pillar of smoke, not followed their dead father into the woods, not had sex with their step-siblings, not died on a freighter, or have not been given a short and horrible explanation about their father's disappearance so they would never have to appear on the show again are Jack, Sawyer, Kate, Hurley, Sayid, Ben, Locke, Sun, and Jin.
Man, did you catch Lost last week?

That show Lost is so confusing.

My stepmother committed suicide because she couldn't keep track of Lost.
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lost

The most addictive yet frustrating TV show in the last decade.

This show is like a boy in elementary school who tells a small lie and to make that lie more legitimate he tells some more lies to cover up and at the end he has one hell of a BS story that nobody will believe.
Lost rules, but everytime I watch it I wonder why I am doing so.
by kevin21boston November 10, 2008
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Lost Fucked

When you go to watch ABC's Lost on a Wednesday night, expecting a new and exciting episode only to find that it's a re-run or stupid recap episode.
Gary: "Hey Andy did you catch Lost last night? I had to stay late at the office."

Andy: "Ya I totally got Lost Fucked, you didn't miss anything"

Gary: "Those bastards..."
by Garymcgaydy April 23, 2009
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I lost Kreygasm

The act of being defeated by the simple sight of an attractive person.
Reaching your climax instantly, preferably in less than 3 seconds.
*when your roommate walks into your room*

ooooh God, I lost Kreygasm...
by Legendary Hog Squeezer October 24, 2019
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Lobato

A sexual activity wherein the performer ejaculates onto his own back, usually by flipping over whilst the ejaculate is still in midair.
Greg got bored of masturbating, so he started spicing it up with acrobatics like the Lobato.
by Rag Man December 1, 2010
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