ling

penis (big or small).

In India, "ling" means penis (big or small).

by Akansha May 31, 2007

kling a ling a ling dong dandy

donkey cock lock jaw fucker

Don't be such a kling a ling dong dandy

by matty July 19, 2006

ling ling

A person of asian origin or legacy.

There are currently more than 3,879,000,000 ling ling people spread around the globe!

by NightfallUD December 24, 2010

Ling

A chacter from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist.
She is somewhat of the Chosen One's companion. Although she really wasn't needed in the movie, she provided some good quotes for all Kung Pow fans.

"ew-ee-ew-ee-ew-ee-ew-ee-ooo"
Chosen One: "You broke a thermometer in my hand"
Ling:"Rub it it my hair..."

by Elise W. November 3, 2004

Ling

The area between your two nostrils.

The child stabbed his ling accidentally.

by TheDefinitionerist February 20, 2011

Linger

To lick out and finger a chick simultaneously.

I lingered that hot girl from work last night.

by Reneee May 17, 2008

Ling

A state of monetary denial. I.e. Claim to be rich when you are not.

Don't be a ling.
Don't pull a ling.
Girls love guys with money, but i just ling.

by Marcusch October 19, 2007