kinderguardian

A kinderguardian is a person that has a person that they depend on for everything as if they were helpless and use people for they're own benefit.

You are just a kinderguardian and you cant do anything for yourself.

by Kinderguardian November 24, 2020

kindergarten rules

i’ll show you mine if you show me yours first

boy: “you wanna trade pics?”
girl : “kindergarten rules?”

boy: “bet”

by tnaiycloolre February 26, 2021

kindeegarden

A young girl who has a speech impediment.

Remember kindeegarden!

by ariola grand February 5, 2021

KinderDwaynian

Terrier the Toddler in London

I found a KinderDwaynian last month

by MicahTheBigFatKinderDwaynian February 8, 2021

kindea

An idea that is not yet fully formed. Shortened version of "kind of an idea". Kindeas are frequently preceded by phrases such as, "Wouldn't it be cool if..." or "You know what I was thinking..." Kindeas generally result in a butt-load of extra work for the people they're presented to.

We were making great progress on the project, and then our Vice-President chimed in with a bunch of kindeas and made the whole thing way more complicated than it needed to be.

by fitz and the tantrums April 14, 2021

Kindentity

Your identity based off of who you kin

“My kindentity is based off of (insert character)”

by Flowepower69 May 11, 2021

kendernip

Yes. There was an item in AD&D (circa 1990s) called kendernip.

Basically, it was an object that every time you moved it, even slightly, it would change shape and color. Demonstrated it was about the size of a 20 sided die. Give it to a kender and it could keep them occupied for a while.

Kender are from the AD&D realm called Dragonlance.

Wow. That kendernip sure kept Tasslehoof busy...well for a few minutes anyway.

by blink.dragon June 28, 2021