Air Knock

An action performed by Woodknockers to ensure a steady flow of good luck.

Scruffy: "Dude, my mom has no idea where I am right now, she's none the wiser."

Ferguesson: "Oh man, you'd better air knock on that, there's a tree all the way over there."

by Internet QA Group December 21, 2012

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Ass knocking

Doggy style type of fucking

We were ass knocking til the break of dawn

by Moose Malloy December 27, 2018

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Bink-Knock

Someone who is a lame or good for nothing; to be considered faulty, useless or unsuitable.

1. "You are such a bink-knock, dude you have to actually penetrate her before she can get pregnant".

2. "Omg his breath smells like shit, what a bink-knock".

3. "Are you kidding me, you locked the keys in the car...only a bink-knock would".

4. "Damn, its hot as two bink-knocks in hell sipping soup".

by J Orchid February 20, 2011

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Cat knocking

When a outside cat knocks on a door by standing up and hitting it with their paws to let their owner know that they're hungry

Cats that use cat knocking often cat back talk because they have attitudes act like dogs they often have the attatudes of a Dwight d esien-meower Wich makes them one.

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Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.

My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?

by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021

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