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Knocking Cocks

This is the lead up steps before the act of "Cock Blocking" or being "Cock Blocked". Cock Knocking is the period of time when 2 or more bachelors are actively competing for the affections of their desired female.
"Yo Joe, When we go to the club make sure to call your shots so we're not knocking cocks all night"
by illestrader December 22, 2014
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double knocks

Aye that boy Damen be double knocks
by double knocks June 14, 2013
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Knocking and Cocking

When someone enters your room without knocking and has their cock. Strap on or not.
Person #1: Yo dad, what you doing?
Person #2: just knocking and Cocking
by TittyBuster78 December 6, 2020
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Cat knocking

When a outside cat knocks on a door by standing up and hitting it with their paws to let their owner know that they're hungry
Cats that use cat knocking often cat back talk because they have attitudes act like dogs they often have the attatudes of a Dwight d esien-meower Wich makes them one.
by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020
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Alabama No-Knock

When your wife or significant other is not a willing to participate in sexual intercourse, so you insert 1 to 5 fingers into her anus or vagina (or a combination of the two), in an attempt to persuade said person to be sexually aroused. Usually followed with a law enforcement intervention.
My old lady wouldn't put out. So I have her the ol' Alabama No-Knock right in the pooter. Can you post my bond?
by Wren & Simpy February 28, 2021
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The Gentleman's Knock

Slapping or smacking a girl's crotch with your boner and then proceeding to not sleep with her.
"That slutty girl thought she was going to get it good, but he ended up giving her the Gentleman's Knock."

or

"He was too much of a gentleman to get in there, so he just knocked."
by Amynonomous May 13, 2014
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bitch knock

when one woman knocks quietly but urgently on the door of a public restroom that another woman has been occupying for too damn long.
In an attempt to urge the bag lady in the bathroom at Starbucks to hurry the fuck up, Julie employed a bitch knock.
by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011
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