kill kittens

To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"

Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!

Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens

by Steve April 11, 2003

Kill me in the face

It is used to reference a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and is the summation of all the feelings of anxiety, angst and anger generally taken out at people who suck at life.

Ughh, today sucks! Somebody kill me in the face!

by Muhammed and Suds July 26, 2006

Kill all men

usually used by fatherless, frustrated girls, it is one of the most (if not the most) effective way to put true feminism in a poor light and to detach genders even more.

random boy: "i'm sorry but i don't want a relationship, we can still be friends though."
blue haired girl: "shut up, kill all men."

by gæbx November 21, 2022

kill some fags

It means to smoke some cigarettes

one Brit to another: Let's go out back and kill a couple fags

Brit #2: I say that does sound splendid

by chain smoker October 12, 2004

Kill Myself

An alternate way of saying "I don't like this situation!"

The same as Kill Me, which is usually never taken in a literal sense and only used to express the frustration of a current situation.

Teacher: You got a ten!
Student: Out of ten?
Teacher: Out of two-hundred!
Student: Kill myself!

by Tippytom May 26, 2007

kill ratio

in gaming, the number of kills in relation to the number of deaths by a player

an even kill ratio would be 1:1, where a player has killed as many opponents as have killed him

most players strive for a 2:1 kill ratio or higher

by KarmaGhost April 27, 2004

Kill Thief

What you call someone when you shoot a guy who has last stand in Call of Duty and while that guy is in last stand they come up and kill the guy taking your rightfull kill.

Sniper:(Deep Breath) BA-BAM!!

(guy goes into last stand, sniper lines up the finishing shot)

Kill Thief: Haha im a douchebag,(BAM +10), look how good i am feeding off of wounded opponents,

Sniper: *Sigh..* FUCKING KILL THIEF!!

by The Decimator March 30, 2009