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Knocking Cocks

This is the lead up steps before the act of "Cock Blocking" or being "Cock Blocked". Cock Knocking is the period of time when 2 or more bachelors are actively competing for the affections of their desired female.
"Yo Joe, When we go to the club make sure to call your shots so we're not knocking cocks all night"
by illestrader December 22, 2014
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Party Knocking

When you have had too much to drink and you bang on the wrong person's door.

A spin-off of "Party Knocking" made famous by LMFAO..."Sorry for Party Rocking"
"Hey guy in apartment #3, sorry for party knocking last night. I had a lot to drink and thought you were someone else's apartment!"

"Sorry for party knocking"
by NYRobbies August 29, 2012
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Air Knock

An action performed by Woodknockers to ensure a steady flow of good luck.
Scruffy: "Dude, my mom has no idea where I am right now, she's none the wiser."

Ferguesson: "Oh man, you'd better air knock on that, there's a tree all the way over there."
by Internet QA Group December 21, 2012
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Ass knocking

by Moose Malloy December 27, 2018
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knock squad

When there's a couple in a relationship and both have hardcore drug problems
You saw Matt and Melissa? Yeah, I haven't seen that knock squad in a minute.
by Big timestuff April 20, 2018
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knocking boxes

An act in which two or more women particpate in sexual intercourse in the scissor position.
"Dude last night in the shower those girls were totally knocking boxes."
by veevrede October 6, 2008
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knock on wood

A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
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