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Juggalo/Juggalette

A juggalo/juggalette is a person who listens to ICP or any of that other psycho music. They might be a nice person but that crap clogs their brain and causes them to act like brainless blobs of faygo and faggotry(not a word but niether is juggalo/juggalette). From my experinces with people professing to be Juggalos/Juggalets, the are generaly irrational and obnoxis. Tending to hit things and scream "I don't give a Fu<k" And also the fact that they think ICP is actually telling of the real world and of things to come is completely obsurd. How can someone rapping,(if you can call it that) would rap about such things as they do and try to say that they are trying to save people and relate it to God. He has a special section of hell mapped out just for them, a buring pool of faygo and facepaint.
A Juggalo/Juggalette once tryed to diss Eminem and the onlything he could do was copy Marshalls lyrics and make it all to easy for Slim Anus to diss them right back, cause he doesnt get fucked in his like you two faggots do.
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juggalos

A group of people who listen to "artists" signed to psychopathic records. They claim to be all about love, but they are rarely seen acting upon these claims. The larger majority of these individuals are, in fact, just as bigoted and "sheepish" as the people they claim to despise. Although I do support the idea of people following their own paths, most men/women who claim to be of said sub-culture account for little, if any, real contribution to society.
Some quotes from self-proclaimed juggalos on this site:

you can go suck your mom's dick.

2 and 3 suck my nuts
don't mess with the juggalo family bitches!

Swing our hatchets if we must. Each and
everone of us!!!" And that goes for swingin' at yo' neck too, bitch!!!

it's that simple now go FUCK OFF!
All u fuckin haters can suck a fuckin dick

all the muthafuckaz who made fun of juggalos fuck your mom and your dad with 7 dicks biaaaatchs fuck you fuck you bitchs gonad ass hole faces

Point proven.
by Bob Aeric Leekerson March 15, 2008
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juggernaut

1. Marvel comics character possessing torpedo-shaped body and extraordinary strength. Once he starts moving, he cannot be stopped.

2. A woman possessing large torpedo shaped breasts, or the breasts themselves.
1. "Juggernaut is an unstoppable force."

2. "Get a load of the juggernauts on that juggernaut."
by Joe Bone March 18, 2005
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Juggling

To talk and/or be interested in more than one person of the opposite sex. In order to juggle, one must successfully keep all parties seperate from eachother so that no one knows the others exist. Also, the juggler must be able to schedule/plan their events in order to not be found out.

Synonyms: Player, Skeez, Fucker
I am currently juggling three girls right now and they all want to do me tonight, oops
by Jugglinfool May 1, 2009
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Juggalo

Ignorance at it's best.

Juggalos are mindless drones who claim to be original, yet blindly follow the words of other idiots, i.e. ICP. They are uneducated(most) and unable to finish a complete sentence with proper grammar and punctuation. They say they are a family, but get into a fight with one and the others run away.

Juggalos were originally the name given to fans of ICP, however, they are now just another cult plaguing our society with their ignorance and insane train of thought.

They are also ruining the image of Heath Ledger.
I politely asked a juggalo to lower the volume of their music on the bus, and instead of being kind and considerate of the other passengers on the ride, the juggalo began swearing up and down. He stated that I was "hatin' on ICP", and that I was a "fuckin' whore who needed to keep her goddamn mouth shut". That was the first day I punched another person.
by Slightly Obscured Reality. October 24, 2009
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Juggs

The best skin, porn, wank, jackoff, etc. magazine ever. Features oldies, preggos, bbw's, black, asian, latinas, milkers, and many other types of women. AKA The Dirtiest Tit Mag in the World.
I got 10 back issues of Juggs and my balls were aching for two days after my jackof festival.
by Fred Krinkle February 15, 2007
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juggatard

The worst possible type of a juggalo! usually a crack or meth smoking piece of shit. Their whole life revolves around ICP and they even go as far as to make their own "hatchet man" clothing. They often get severely suicidal if they don't say or scream "Clown love" or some variation of "mmfcl" 16,000 times a day.
The "axe murder boys" and anyone who likes their shit are fucking juggatards!!

I'd go to the Twiztid show but the amount of juggatards there would just completely ruin it...
by HRA October 27, 2007
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