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Search & Jerk

Anytime an individual is searching the internet for any form of porn while masturbating in between videos to keep the feeling of euphoria alive.
Mitch: Hey Jasmine have you ever done a search & Jerk?

Jasmine: Search & Jerk?!

Mitch: Yeah!! It's when you're looking at porn and jerking it between videos!

Jasmine: OMG totally! I did it all day yesterday!
by Zexy Ambassador September 14, 2012
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homepage jerk

So when you go onto someone’s onlyfans homepage and they have a sexy pic and you jerk off to the pic instead of paying the whole subscription, which would make them a jerk.
John was a real homepage jerk, he didn’t pay for the subscription he just jerked off to my sexy pics, man what a jerk.
by isellfeetpicshmu July 16, 2020
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choke jerk

Auto esphyxiation
The rock star choke jerked in his hotel suite . He was found the next day dead.
by Too chaos September 29, 2017
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catch a jerk

Zach went to bathroom to “catch a jerk
by Candaster March 10, 2022
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sad jerk

When you're feeling really down about something but you wanna get a quicky in.
"Dude, I was thinking about her again...
I just needed one bad, so I just sad jerked it."
by Ayy.jpg September 22, 2017
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Confederate Jerking

When you be jerking off with your hand going from the shaft to the tip but you do it so fast and carefree your balls hit your hands whilst doing it.
I was edging so fast you could say I was confederate jerking my shit
by Longford Lover no#1 October 3, 2023
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working and jerking

to be working at a job and masturbating nonstop in your free time. This is a way of life, not some stupid fad that bitches like Lindsey Lohan think of.
Jake. "Yo Tommy what you been up to lately?"

Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"

Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"
by niggaslayer January 20, 2009
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