The ultimate douchebag. If you meet a Jake pray he stands far far away from you. Because he smells. Jakes are commonly known for being sound-cloud rappers(aka bad). He is vile and sexist and gross. BEWARE: Jakes can often make you throw up ( i mean projectile vomit). Often has fake curls.
Person 1: Ew I hate you, Jake.
Jake: Nah you think I’m cute.
Person 1: Burn in Hell, I hope it’s soon.
Jake: Fine I didn’t want to talk to you in the first place. You’re fat.
Jake: Nah you think I’m cute.
Person 1: Burn in Hell, I hope it’s soon.
Jake: Fine I didn’t want to talk to you in the first place. You’re fat.
by Squeegee Beckinhime April 7, 2022
Get the Jake mug.A Jake is someone who is kind ٫loving and friendly .If u ever meet a Jake need sure to get to know them and they are Also really cute 🥰😍😜😘
by anonymous November 29, 2020
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Everything that is bad is 'A jake'
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'that situation is jaketastic'
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'if you dont stop being such a jake'off I will punish fuck your dumper'
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by Fagel May 4, 2008
Get the Jake mug.1. (v) To rob someone. Usually involves taking money, but could also cover other possessions.
2. (n) A thief.
2. (n) A thief.
1. Guy 1: So we'll jake a couple of first-years for a couple of quid, then go get some lunch. All in favour?
Guys 2, 3 and 4: I!
2. Guy 1: That guy just swiped my wallet!
Guy 2: Stay away from him, he's a total Jake.
Guys 2, 3 and 4: I!
2. Guy 1: That guy just swiped my wallet!
Guy 2: Stay away from him, he's a total Jake.
by Azred Ferla April 15, 2006
Get the Jake mug.a stupid gay ass mother fucking faggot. also known as a player, a monkey sucker, a cock stroker, and we have proven today that he is the lowest form of male on this planet, and many other planets. i will cherish the day he dies, and watch him burn in the firery depths of HELL.
sami&rachel: HEY JAKE FUCK YOU!! *stabs in the tiny heart*
jake: that didnt hurt, because i have no soul, feelings, or emotions. especially towards the girls i say that i love.
sami&rachel: you heartless son of a bitch. go to hell
jake: that didnt hurt, because i have no soul, feelings, or emotions. especially towards the girls i say that i love.
sami&rachel: you heartless son of a bitch. go to hell
by mary-marie-ann July 21, 2009
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