Jake

I guy that likes girls more after he breaks up with them. You can often find a Jake lying about his sexual history often too

Why does he keep going with his exes? He must me a Jake

by Suhhmandood July 28, 2017

Jake

Attractive, but not worth the emotional rollercoaster he is sure to put you on.

You don’t want a Jake in your life.

by uUAV December 20, 2017

Jaked

To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.

Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.

by Victimofjaking April 19, 2014

Jake

One who is keen to sucking balls

That dude is such a Jake.

by xsvrampage March 23, 2009

Jake

Everything that is bad is 'A jake'

'Dude, you really jaked this up'
'that situation is jaketastic'
'dont be a jake'
'if you dont stop being such a jake'off I will punish fuck your dumper'

by Fagel May 4, 2008

Jake

1. (v) To rob someone. Usually involves taking money, but could also cover other possessions.

2. (n) A thief.

1. Guy 1: So we'll jake a couple of first-years for a couple of quid, then go get some lunch. All in favour?
Guys 2, 3 and 4: I!

2. Guy 1: That guy just swiped my wallet!
Guy 2: Stay away from him, he's a total Jake.

by Azred Ferla April 15, 2006

Jake

a stupid gay ass mother fucking faggot. also known as a player, a monkey sucker, a cock stroker, and we have proven today that he is the lowest form of male on this planet, and many other planets. i will cherish the day he dies, and watch him burn in the firery depths of HELL.

sami&rachel: HEY JAKE FUCK YOU!! *stabs in the tiny heart*
jake: that didnt hurt, because i have no soul, feelings, or emotions. especially towards the girls i say that i love.
sami&rachel: you heartless son of a bitch. go to hell

by mary-marie-ann July 21, 2009