Fatty Jerk

When a man puts his penis between the fat rolls of his partner, who then flops up and down to simulate a handjob.

That man is a chubby chaser because he loves getting fatty jerks.

by Catherin Zeta Jones December 4, 2011

Roller Jerked

When an athlete's roller (equipment that breaks down lactic acid) is loaned out to ONE person, but ends up going around to many people.

Dude, your running buddy just got roller jerked!

by RunnerBoy June 15, 2016

Confederate Jerking

When you be jerking off with your hand going from the shaft to the tip but you do it so fast and carefree your balls hit your hands whilst doing it.

I was edging so fast you could say I was confederate jerking my shit

by Longford Lover no#1 October 3, 2023

3DS Jerking

When one’s electronic devices get stolen except for an old Nintendo 3DS XL while being unnaturally horny. Their only option is to navigate to their preferred pornography site on said 3DS and masturbate under a bed without lubricant ejaculating into a sock.

Person 1: Bro my Dad took my phone last night and I had to beat my meat so bad.
Person 2: What’d you jerk to if you didn’t have your iPhone?
Person 1: Don’t judge but I was 3DS Jerking.
Person 2: Yooooooooo whatttttttt?!?!

by onlybenjamins November 5, 2019

Nostal-Jerk

1.) To relive a sexual experience one had as a youth to please themselves in the present.
2.) Finding something you once masterbated to in the past and re masterbating to it in the present.

Connor: "What did you do last night?"
John : "You know. Did a quick nostal-jerk and went to sleep."

by iluvbiterz June 23, 2016

sad jerk

When you're feeling really down about something but you wanna get a quicky in.

"Dude, I was thinking about her again...
I just needed one bad, so I just sad jerked it."

by Ayy.jpg September 22, 2017

working and jerking

to be working at a job and masturbating nonstop in your free time. This is a way of life, not some stupid fad that bitches like Lindsey Lohan think of.

Jake. "Yo Tommy what you been up to lately?"

Tommy. "Oh you know the usual, working and jerking"

Jake. "Nice man, same here, same here"

by niggaslayer January 20, 2009