JP

an incredibly sexy chad and a professional pussy slayer, he is the human equivalent of a dildo, he has the ability to extract lesbians from the lgbt community

'yo it that the big JP' - person 1
'holy shit look at the crowd of chicks around him' - person 2

by _JP September 5, 2021

Jp's Marmarlations 5:55

remember ladies if yo nigga dont act right, he got a homie that will ;)

i cheated on my nigga, in JP'S MARMARLATIONS 5:55 WE TRUST.

by anonymous October 4, 2021

JP

Jp is a thurl ass nigga that dont do shit to nobody. But soon as you backdoor him thats when you fucked up. He makes you fall inlove wit him just by eye contact. He’s funny & cute. He can never be a reese.

Ruben:Yo bro you met Jp?

Sahn:Yea he thurl ashit

Random girl: omg you seen jp?
Random girl 2: yess girl, he’s soo cute

by jortiz24_ November 21, 2021

jp

a tall loser who is the opposite of what every other defination is

man this guy cant get no girls he must be a jp!1!!!11!111!!11111

by deeforsee November 21, 2021

JP

Alphabetically without the letter "R"

JP is Gay

by Roshter November 22, 2021

JP

JP is from El Paso, very good looking, so funny omg, can’t finish a book, can sing beautifully, no back hair, just good guy overall.

“JP will you pick up Chick Fil A for dinner?”

by DefinitelynotJP November 22, 2021

Jp

Janelle P.

Jp- Dominic

by Urmomissupercool January 15, 2022