black friday

The friday your check doesnt come

My weekend is fucked up because it's fuckin black friday!Damn!

by Joshua Conley December 28, 2005

Blackout Friday

The day after Thanksgiving...also known as Black Friday except with a twist. You just get really shitty until you blackout while other people shop.

Will: Yesterday was so sick!

Mike: What did you guys do?

Trav: We celebrated Blackout Friday by getting alcohol poisoning!

by brodudecm November 27, 2009

Friday Shadow

The beard stubble guys with weak facial hair grow when they only shave on the weekends. Like 5 o'clock shadow, except it takes all week to grow.

Guy 1: Dude, you got 5 o'clock shadow.
Guy 2: I know, I haven't shaved since Sunday.
Guy 1: Dude, it's Friday. That's Friday shadow.

by johndrock January 22, 2010

Feral Fridays

A Friday night dedicated to general foul, disgusting, unkempt and unruly behaviour.

M8 I'm so done with work.
Oath m8, let's have a Feral Friday with the rest of the staff.
FOATH I could use some feral unwinding.
Thank god for Feral Fridays.

by Mr Sin Cos Tan May 31, 2015

trap friday

A Friday (or any day) that you leave early from work (usually without reason, or falsifying a reason) to go out drinking.

I’m totally not going to make it until 5 bro, it’s trap Friday!

by Mcgreuder May 16, 2018

Friday Dance

The dance you do on the last day of your work week..it's the get the hell outta dodge dance....see ya wouldn't wanta be ya....

Hey ya'll...it's my friday let's do the Friday Dance.....who's got the twister mat and gallon of wesson oil?

by Di's Space March 14, 2011

Black Friday

The Friday after Thanksgiving when ignorant Americans stand in line for 13 hours and stampede over innocent bystanders in order to get a deal they could've gotten 3 weeks ago on that George Foreman grill if they would have used that fucking coupon. As a retail employee, this is THE WORST day of the year.

Dude, I don't wanna go to work today, it's Black Friday.

by CandyGirl03 November 28, 2014