Two fools in totally bitching. headboard-slamming online romance that's just plain embarrassing in the real world, as in WTF were they thinking???
1st Dude: So how did that vacation in Hawaii go with that cheerleader hottie that you met online?
2nd Dude: It totally sucked. Turns out she was a Charger cheerleader 20 hard years ago! I fucking maxed my credit cards, too!
1st Dude: But didn't you tell her that you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company?
2nd Dude: Yeah, but, I will be one day, Dude, I will be.
1st: Don't feel too bad dude. Ginny was just went through her third Internut Romance.
Did you hear about Maurice. He quit his job, emptied his bank account and left his wife and kids for that chick he met online. It lasted three weeks. Now the dumb fuck is serving fries and sleeping in the park. We all told him it was an Internut Romance, but he didn't even want to talk about it; he just wanted to get in his car and go.
2nd Dude: It totally sucked. Turns out she was a Charger cheerleader 20 hard years ago! I fucking maxed my credit cards, too!
1st Dude: But didn't you tell her that you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company?
2nd Dude: Yeah, but, I will be one day, Dude, I will be.
1st: Don't feel too bad dude. Ginny was just went through her third Internut Romance.
Did you hear about Maurice. He quit his job, emptied his bank account and left his wife and kids for that chick he met online. It lasted three weeks. Now the dumb fuck is serving fries and sleeping in the park. We all told him it was an Internut Romance, but he didn't even want to talk about it; he just wanted to get in his car and go.
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I didn't want to buy all of Green Day's CD's, so I bought International Superhits! so I could listen to their best old songs.
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Scarlett was horrified the day after the holiday party when she checked the pictures online only to discover that she suffered from internip. She called her best girlfriend in tears, "My nipples are all over the internet!"
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Picture comment of hot guy examples:
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etc. etc. etc.
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you will see about 50 on any hot myspace whore's image comments. Anyone who uses these excessively is considered an internet flirter.
yerrcute(:
omggs hella cute:)
yewww shoulddd text meee sometime(;
dammnn boy, you is hella handsomeee
your cute (:
ur
Profile comments on MySpace:
heyy(: I'm Britneyyyyy whats yourname:)?
heyyycutie:) sup?
yoursupercuteXD whats up?(:
etc. etc. etc.
An extremely overly used picture comment often used on hot emo myspace whores:
your cute(:
you will see about 50 on any hot myspace whore's image comments. Anyone who uses these excessively is considered an internet flirter.
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1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.
2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
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