Two Chair

Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.

Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.

Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.

"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."

"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."

"Yea, definitely your team."

by Unparallel April 25, 2012

Chair Mover

When one lets an unsuspecting fart go that rattles the entire floor causing a sound that could be confused with the moving of a chair across a linoleum floor.

Typically causes other inhabitants of the room to question, did you just move your chair?

We were listening to the priest's sermon when I heard Darnell let out a chair mover!

by TheChairMover September 27, 2011

chair wedgie

A wedgie where the victim's underwear are pulled up over the back of the chair, leaving them sitting in a painful wedgie.

I'm about to give this nerd a massive chair wedgie

by Nerdymike July 8, 2023

Dump Chair

Toilet.

I'll be right back, gotta use the dump chair real quick.

by Amity Park Ghost Boy January 4, 2022

Chair sauce

Chair sauce is when your chair be dripped up and icy

Yo your chair got the sauce

You mean the chair sauce

Ye

by Thekid44 October 18, 2019

Golden Chair

If you are leaving the room and want your chair back upon your return you can shout out "Golden Chair" and have it guaranteed for you.

A Golden Chair seat save is good for 30 minutes before it is forfeited.

Golden Chair I'll be right back.

by YITBOS UMD91 January 28, 2021

McAfee Chair

A chair with a hole cut in it so a person may defecate through the hole while they masturbate and/or receive sexually stimulation from a partner(s).

I got a hot date coming over later, got to break out my McAfee chair.

by HahahaButt February 11, 2021