impotus

An impeached President.

“Donald Chump managed to become our 45th IMPOTUS.”

by George Conway December 21, 2019

impaction

Having an impact, or full of impact.

The bad news of the day had a large impaction on my state of mind.

by Beneski May 21, 2007

Imperial Helmet

Person whos hair resembles that of a cat with a lime on its head. Who is very oblivious to most anything. Likes to push thier authority around and treat people like pond scum.

Dave: "I would like to take a vacation day for friday 2 months from now."

Imperial Helmet: "Mmmm.... Yeah.... I'm gonna have to go ahead and just deny that now. And were gonna have to have you come in and work saturday also for the next 2 months."

by chew-chew-nong-nong-head July 21, 2010

speepch impebdimenpt

A speech impediment signified by the uncontrollable use of additional p's and b's in general conversation. Only 1 person in the world has this condition - a man called Endorphous.

I'm afraid your speech impediment is getting worse sir.
I do nopt habve a speepch impebdimenpt you barpstarbd!

by Cwips February 18, 2004

Imposter

An inhuman, monstrous creature from Among Us that lives to kill the crewmates. To achieve this purpose, it disguises itself as an innocent crewmate. The objective of the game is to find out who the Imposters are, vote them out, and throw them out the airlock before it's too late.

Brown was an Imposter. Two Imposters remain.

Anybody know who the Imposters are?

Call an emergency meeting! I just saw Cyan kill Yellow and then vent!

by MalumLibrum958 September 25, 2020

no me importa

This is spanish for "I don't care."

"Yo tengo una ereccion larga para ti!"

"No me importa. Soy una lesbiana. "

by Enomis March 5, 2007

Improlted

When you are impressed at your friend's success, but revolted at the things they did to get it.

"Did you hear that Tom hyped his underground supper club by pretending to be two anonymous commentors talking to each other on that food blog?"
"Ugh, yes. But he's got half this city eating out of his hand. I'm so improlted."

by Torkalork August 20, 2013