immaculate

A shit that leaves the toilet paper spotless.

"Denise, honey, why are you wasting toilet paper?"

"Oh, that's already been used... I had an immaculate."

"I know, but it can still be re-used."

"Oh. I'm sorry."

"Bitch."

by Sanias February 3, 2008

immaculate conception

A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.

I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.

(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)

by Mark Long September 8, 2007

immaculate

To be so "high" on the reefer that your face takes on a beatific grin. You see, know, and are one with God, i.e., Jah Rastafari.

That stoney fuck over there is stoned immaculate.

by Fenway Nickel January 22, 2004

immaculant

derived from the word immaculate meaning Free from flaws or mistakes; perfect... immaculant is the adjective form of immaculate
Also used to describe anyone by the name of Kazim or Raza

Kazim posse's a very immaculant Mitsubishi lancer Evolution, which can survive Erika's death grip on any mountain road.

by Evokew January 9, 2011

immaculate high school

A prep school located in Danbury, Connecticut where students from around Fairfield County and New York attend. 98% white and 2% other. Around 400 students attend IHS. Wonderful little school full of rich preppy stoners who think they are awsome and drive somewhat decent cars such as audis, SUV's, and mercedes. Basically take all the nicest cars out of any parking lot and put them there. The girls soccer team is pretty nasty, and the baseball team is good. They try and talk trash, but arent hood enough to back it up. yea. thats it. They party hard, when there is a good party, rare though since all the good parties have gotten busted and ended by the POlice. I know a kid who got expelled there and they wear uniforms. skirts and ties. skirts+kneesocks+shirt=girls. pants+tie+shirt=boy

If a girl is in the mall wearing polo and birks, chances are she goes to immaculate high school
If a guy is in the mall and has long messy hair and looks stoned chances are he goes to immaculate high school

by IHSscks.goBHS July 16, 2008

I'mma

Contraption of I am and gonna, commonly used bu Kanye West whilst dissing music videos.

"yo! Your mom looks like crap today!"

"shut up or I'mma smak yo' face!"

by Punkybrewer March 18, 2010

Immature Game

You Say A Word, Then The Person Who Laughs Is Immature

Joe:'Penis Pump'
TOm: hahahahah

Tom Is The Immautre one as he laughed!! Its A Fun Game (immature game)

by BUmHeADgrsfgf December 18, 2007