Skip to main content

Humming the Baseline

To relax/space out to the point that others may mistake you as intoxicated.
Guy 1: "Yo, is John killin' that dro or what?"
Guy 2: "Nah brah, he's just humming the baseline."
by Garblez February 1, 2009
mugGet the Humming the Baseline mug.

Humplings

Getting many small humps by people under 18.
Dude, those middle schoolers gave me a generous amont of humplings yesterday.
by Toilette Spray September 2, 2011
mugGet the Humplings mug.

West Virginia Humdinger

Sucking on a man's nuts while humming school fight songs; the melody is the most pleasureable but try other parts for different results!
"Dude, that West Virginia humdinger I got the other night was so awesome...she kept humming the piccolo part from Mountain Dew.
by "failcakes" January 19, 2010
mugGet the West Virginia Humdinger mug.

Hummingbird

A chick who floats from guy to guy to guy, giving blowjobs as a teaser to feed off the attention.
The chick's a hummingbird. She swore she was the one on one type when she was blowing me. Turns out she was blowing other guys too!
by The Rootman January 3, 2010
mugGet the Hummingbird mug.

Humdinger

A man that gets pleasure from snorting the cum from a womans vagina
Phill: I hear that Patrick guy really gets pleasure from snorting womens cum.

Henrey: What a Humdinger!
by Hairy stick up January 22, 2009
mugGet the Humdinger mug.

Hummingbird Heartbeat

When a male slaps his penis in a rapid fashion across the face of his partner.
"You give me that hummingbird heartbeat. You spread my wings and make me fly. The taste of your honey is so sweet, when you give me that hummingbird heartbeat. Hummingbird heartbeat. Uh uh." -Katy Perry.
by hairy hipster November 29, 2011
mugGet the Hummingbird Heartbeat mug.

Hummingbird's Disgrace

Hummingbird's Disgrace is a popular indie movie straight from that silly Indianapolis town. Directed by the unstoppable force of Jones and Jordan, Hummingbird's Disgrace, often referred to as HBD, combines dramatic stories with fiery, gassy wit and humor that will make your mind explode a little. Until now, it was word of mouth that made this movie a midwestern legend. Soon, it will be released in theaters across the nation. A sequel is already in the works for all you hardcore HBD fans out there. Your sustenance is coming.
"Hey, man, have you seen Hummingbird's Disgrace? It's tiiite and exceptionally gassy."
"Yeah"
by Sara Jones September 27, 2006
mugGet the Hummingbird's Disgrace mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email