Honk

Noun - A unit of measurement pertaining to pie and cake, often taken by hand and eaten without utensils. The incremental tipping point when a pie or cake slice becomes too large to be considered a hunk.

I was flagged from the open bar at the wedding, so I grabbed a big ass "honk" of cake and left.

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

HONK

An airhead that talks nonstop nonsense

Dude that girl talks way too much, she’s a honk!

by mkelso June 28, 2022

Hanky Honks

If you say Hanky Honks will have an orgie

Hanky honks

by hanky honks May 23, 2021

Shnackle Honk

A mysterious gremlin-like creature said to appear only when you drop something important, offering no help except a single judgmental honk.

I swear I double-checked the key, must’ve been a shnackle honk moment.

by Exaggerated-Turtle November 27, 2025

Honk

If someone is chatting 'honk' it means to be waffling or to be talking about something to intimidate the other person, however they clearly aren't intimidated

Boy 1: yeah your trim is tapped bruh get some hair spray

Boy 2:you chattin honk bruh?

by Gangalanga gang October 21, 2020

Schizophrenic Donkey-Honk

When you have an erotic schizophrenic episode and the pussy's so good that you're moaning donkey noises.

1: Hey bro I had a schizophrenic donkey-honk last night!
2: The fuck did you just say?

by Cruned July 12, 2023

Honk chop

the rapping style of a white suburban rapper who does not sound remotely good on the mic (i.e. sounds like a "honk" or "honkey") and merely raps quickly in the style of "chopping"

"Bro, turn off that whack garbage. I don't wanna hear your boy honk chop for 25 minutes on his shitty mixtape that no one likes. Tell him he needs to get a job that pays better than Sunoco." - Derek

"True; my bad. Fuck honk chopping."- Scottie

by JohnnyDuckets September 29, 2015