Tom Homer

A rather round and large individual with an unfortunate accent. Enjoys talking absolute nonsense and noshing his boss off.

That bloke is a right Tom Homer.

by y0 Phish October 23, 2018

Dirty Homer Simpson

The act of watching the Simpsons and fucking your wife/husband with a large blue wig, inserting it in and out of the anal cavity.

I did a Dirty Homer Simpson on my girl last night.

by 30 OZ Pepsi bottle July 25, 2022

Swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer

Keeping with baseball metaphors it is to go after someone far more attractive than oneselves and manage to have sex with them.

Michael: You went after Mackenzie? That's pretty bold she's like a 10!
Sanders: Yeah she is, we hooked up though.
Michael: Oh shit you swung out of the strikezone and still hit a homer.

by awesome24678 January 9, 2017

Homer Simpson

My Dad.

My Drunkin' Hero.

My name is Lisa Simpson and I am the smartest kid on Earth with a dad who is dumb and is ALWAYS Drunk. LoL!
Special Ed kid...Homer Simpson!

by Someone MORE Special Than your Girlfriend December 28, 2005

Homewrecker Hot

A person who is so hot that it may qualify them as worthy to be a homewrecker.

OMG, he is so hot, definitely homewrecker hot for sure.

by ABSTAR2010 March 1, 2010

homewrecker

someone who has a relationship with a married or engage person with the intent of breaking the marriage or engagement

She was a homewrecker and a sexual predator.

by The Return of Light Joker April 28, 2011

Homer

Homer - A typical well not so typical because he only roots for his team (the local team) when they are winning.

Boy Red is such a Homer.

by Louis Klisser August 20, 2003