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Hockey mom 

A term used by Alaskan politicians (who aren't familiar with the concept of soccer) to describe soccer moms
"They say the difference between hockey moms and pitbulls is lipstick."- Sarah Palin
Hockey mom by BigNerdzAnonymous February 14, 2021

hockey boy 

rlly cute or very weird. cool. and may be rlly loud, or kinda shy
geez that hockey boy is rlly cute
hockey boy by the mom of the world January 18, 2022

Hockey People 

Ice Hockey players that see figure skaters as weak children wearing skimpy uniforms. You will most often see hockey people man-spreading on the ice. If you are not sure what they look like, they are compatible to a bow-legged gorilla when on the ice. They often say that they hate figure skaters, when really they are just jealous that them bow legged gorillas can't ever move like a glorious figure skater.
"Look at those dudes other there, they're such hockey people."
Hockey People by FigureskatingYASS February 3, 2022

Hockey Bro 

That kid named Nolan is such a hockey bro
Hockey Bro by SnapsSnaps February 10, 2022

hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.
"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

Hockey Lindsay

A Hockey Lindsay is a Canadian term for a prepubescent boy who plays sports like a girl, and often stares a bit too long at others private parts in the change room.
"That dude is such a Hockey Lindsay. He just scored an own-goal, and then followed me into the shower after the game and kept staring at my junk."