hobo sanctuary

a sacred, garbage filled place where hobos from around the globe will come to worship their holy cardboard box idol.

"You prick! There is no hobo sanctuary, you just made it up."
"Fuck you, I've been there!"

by Hosex November 22, 2007

Hobo Hug

*The act of drawing a friend in for a hug, locking them in said embrace and urinating. The desired effect being that the hugger's urine is visible on the the huggee.

*Said act is best performed whilst intoxicated, for as sobered minds prevail, the amusement starkly declines.

I have to take another shower cause Joey was screwing around and hobo hugged me before my date.

hobo FingA Grandpa Hug

by Gester Ghost September 23, 2010

Trash Hobo

Someone who dosent deserve the title of trash who acts as a show off unnecessary. Even if they have nothing to show off.

"Ugh Kevin is such a trash hobo!"

What do you mean?

"He drove an army truck to school today!"

Wow he really is a trash hobo

by Therapist of the friend group March 29, 2019

hobo bidet

A water feature commonly found in a park that can be used to clean the bottom of a person who poops outside.

Wowzers! I just saw a guy poop in the park and then use the hobo bidet to clean his butt!

by nedzors June 28, 2012

Hobo Harley

Modified push-bike with a lawnmower engine added. Popular with junkies and the unemployed in Western Sydney. They were banned by the NSW state government a few years ago but some insist on using them.

"Damn, did you hear about the house burglar who got caught by the cops when he came back to the house to pick up his Hobo Harley"

by tekserve October 17, 2012

Hobo dollars

Hobo dollars are the definition of EBT card usage and also food stamps or snap cards. Instead of real cash they go for 50% of their value on the street. They are also known as food stamps.

Yo bitch you won't even spend $3 on a monster with your hobo dollars.

Can I borrow your hobo dollars to get a gas station hamburger and microwave it there to get the system over?

Stop spending your hobo dollars on losers who can't even fill out a food stamps application.

You filled out the application and got the landlord form, you earned them hobo dollars straight up.

He's so lazy he can't even go to social services and get hobo dollars

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose August 10, 2020

hobo flow

1) hair comparable to that of a homeless person

2) rapping skills that won't pay the bills

1) dude, chester just emerged from his 36 hour study sesh with some serious hobo flow

2) t-dawg's shit is so weak, he's got mad hobo flow

by goodmanwednesday April 21, 2010