Helmet from Hell

The tip of a large penis (Helmet) inserted quickly into your Girlfriend's butthole surprising her in pain during Sex

Anna: "Whitney, why are you walking funny?"

Whitney: Last night during sex we were doing it doggy style and my man slipped his Helmet From Hell in my ass by surprise, man it hurt like hell! Thats why im walking funny."

by nDn Style April 14, 2011

helmet crusher

someone who has hardcore sex and litterally crushes the foreskin..

luke: how did you and mindy do last night?

tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is

luke:oh wow, so lucky

by ilovecrushinghelmets January 11, 2013

Helmer

A person that engages in homosexual acts but is not gay by his own claims.

You are such a Helmer.

by Lordeitch November 8, 2018

Touch Helmets

When two manly men hug naked and there erect penises meet each others German Helmets. When two penis heads touch.

Hey Brad, You wanna go out back and touch helmets.

by Brosnatch August 9, 2010

MILF Helmet

The growing long of ones hair in order to secure a sexual encounter with a MILF. A practice usually undertaken by sexually frustrated Frenchmen.

Richard Hammond sports a fine MILF helmet (even though he's not French).

by Orange sailor October 19, 2011

Shining the Helmet

Rubbing the head of a circumsized penis in a circular motion. When performing this operation it is good to use a light coat of lube. This will eventually buff out and shine ones penis head.

Henro remember the time you were Shining the Helmet in Josh's face while he was asleep?

by Brad_Mike December 8, 2010

Connect a helmet

When they mess up your circumcision anD you have a piece of skin connecting your fore skin and the tip of your penis, you now have a connect a helmet.

They butchered my peen so I now have a connect a helmet.

by Rodg the garage November 3, 2011